A New Toast Patrol

I hope everyone enjoyed the debut of 'Toast Patrol', because we enjoyed making it. So, here's s'more!

Forrest Gumption: Is that an antenna?

ToastyLeader: Now it's time to play a fill-in-the-blank game-- 'Edward just realized that__'

Forrest Gumption: HE'S A FRIGGIN ROBOT!

Forrest Gumption: And someone left his emotion switch set to 'did i leave the oven on?'

Pither: Bella is a man.

Forrest Gumption: Bella is clearly a sweater.

Forrest Gumption: And Edward is Carlton Banks.

Pither: Bella has a food baby.

Pither: He has exactly 22 teeth.

Pither: The lupus was hiding all along.

Pither: Those aren't the twilights he was looking for.

Pither: He has two arrows jutting out of his back.

Forrest Gumption: I think this is actually an intimate photo from the wedding night and she's trying to comfort Edward by telling him 'It happens to lots of guys.'

Forrest Gumption: The evidence is there!

ToastyLeader: And yet she looks unconvinced...

Forrest Gumption: I'm just forming a hypotenuse.