Have you ever wondered what the Toast Patrol would be like with more obscure pop culture references and a quick decline into utter madness? Wonder no more, tastyfans!
Pither: The Cullens...and yet no Optimus...
Forrest Gumption: There's Edward, and Bella, and Mufasa, and Ben Kenobi.
Forrest Gumption: ... and a dragon voiced by Sean Connery.
toastbuster: It's funny.... I didn't realize it was the Cullens {SARCASM!}.
Pither: Y'know... none of them, NONE of them look like interesting or fun people.
Pither: They're all sad and pitiful looking.
Forrest Gumption: That man in the back looks like he wants to play some funny games.
toastbuster: Actually, yeah. He looks like the kind of guy who would show up to your house in little white tennis shorts and start killing people.
Pither: This picture is a fan-made thing right? Or is it supposed to be this dreadful looking?
Pither: The guy on the far right wishes he was M Shadows for some reason.
Forrest Gumption: I wish I was M Shadows.
Forrest Gumption: Then I could host a Saturday morning horror movie show.
toastbuster: In the sky?
Forrest Gumption: On the East side.
Forrest Gumption: In a castle.
Forrest Gumption: With some pie.
toastbuster: In the sky?
Pither: Sky pie, superior to floor pie.
toastbuster: I'm partial to pumpkin, myself.
Forrest Gumption: Ah, but go even deeper, and mud pies always win.
Pither: Not skittles.
Forrest Gumption: I......honestly don't even know how to take that statement.
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